Cocksfumps

Something you say to your local mail man

Oh thanks for the mail COCKSFUMPS (then run)

by Christopheus June 27, 2019

Cocktrumpeter

1. One who so vigorously pleases the cock with one's mouth, that the receiver of this act does nothing but emit high-pitched screams of pleasure, not unlike the sound of a trumpet in the upper register.

"Constance is a first-chair Cocktrumpeter."

by Beefy Phil January 6, 2008

Cocktupuss

definition; (noun) the ratio of cock to vagina in any given situation

Used in a sentence

"The cocktupuss at that party last night was amazing"

by DJ E-Clipse August 9, 2009

cocktrump

To steal (or borrow) a woman who is in a relationship with someone else, because she wants a larger penis, and/or superior sexual prowess.

No matter who you are, there's always someone out there who can cocktrump you, so remember that all women are whores before you go falling in love with one.

by leppa polkky June 1, 2011

cockjumper

a promiscuous girl who switches guys at least once a month.

Guy:You are so a cockjumper,Lindsy!

by tarheel November 30, 2006

Cockbump

The manly act of two straight men bumping cocks in celebration, similar to a high-five.

No Homo.

We won the game! *cockbump*

by ZIGGING July 21, 2009

Cockstipation

The phenomenon where you cannot, no matter how hard you try, squeeze out one drop of piss, no matter how hard you have to go. Usually in a public facility.

Al came back from the bathroom and said "Holy frozen mixed vegetable cocks!, do i ever have cockstipation again"

by JustincredibleCalgaryFlames February 11, 2008