cockstacker

One who stacks cocks, for the purposes of enjoying them one after the other.

"Do you know Ian?" "Yeah. The guy's a total cockstacker."

by B Sinclair February 7, 2007

cocktailed

The equivilent of getting served, but with alcohol involved in some way.

Steve: I got so fucking wasted last night
Tim: Yeah man you got cocktailed

by Jour-Hadique December 28, 2005

special constable

A Special Constable is a volunteer member of the public who when on duty wears a police uniform and has full police powers of arrest, etc. In 2003 there were approximately 11,000 "Specials" serving with police forces in England and Wales.

Three police officers were deployed to the incident; two regular officers and one Special Constable.

by PoliceSpecials.com November 29, 2004

Cockstalgia

A sentimental longing or wistful affection for a penis of the past, typically for a period or place with happy penis associations.

OMG!! I got sooo cockstalgic after seeing my ex-bf yesterday! This cockstalgia is killing me!

by cockstalgia August 19, 2014

Special Constable

A voluntary unpaid police officer with all the same powers as a regular police constable.

Michael - a special constable

by Michael November 29, 2004

cockstab

1. To metaphorically stab someone with your metaphorical cock, and not in a good way. Cause much pain and humiliation from a dominant position.

2. Someone who is such a dick that it is painful to listen to them talk.

1. I was hauling minerals to Jita and was totally cockstabbed by some assholes.

2. That grunk is such a cockstab.

by Yegolev August 13, 2007

Cockabler

A cockabler is one who is actively trying to get his buddies laid. The opposite of a cock-blocker.

"Yeah, I hooked up with that chick that Cole set me up with. I love that guy, he is such a cockabler."

by Matty VB January 23, 2009