Cockstacle

A male that impedes another male's ability to mate.

Guy 1: "Did you see Justyn almost take home the drunk chick?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, too bad the designated driver saved her from him."

Guy 1: "Dude, I know. What a cockstacle."

by mebematt77 January 25, 2009

cocksnatch

Descriptive noun: One who is a cocksnatch is a dick, and a pussy by their definitions. They are a timid asshole who is too much of a bitch to back up anythign they say.

Hey Cocksnatch, get your whining ass over here and fight!

by WhitePower October 14, 2005

Cockstipated

The phenomenon where you cannot, no matter how hard you try, squeeze out one drop of piss, no matter how hard you have to go. Usually in a public facility.

Al came back from the bathroom and said "Holy frozen mixed vegetable cocks!, am i ever Cockstipated again"

by JustincredibleCalgaryFlames February 11, 2008

cocksman

A man well schooled and/or trained in the art of sexual stimulation using his penis.

Gloria lusted after James, for she knew that he was an expert cocksman.

by Roscoe Turner November 4, 2003

cockspanner

Similar to a cockknocker. An idiot etc.

That's my pint you dull cockspanner

by gowershowerpower March 21, 2010

Cockatation

Death caused by the extreme use of the male sexual organ during the act of sexual intercourse. Death by dick or cock

Hey Brah, did you hear that Mike fucked his girlfriend so hard last night she died and the corner is claiming death by cockatation. What a stud!

by YankeeD June 30, 2017

Cocksabad

An individual who is willing to literally suck the penis of their political party's leader.

Fred: That Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to suck Donald Trump's cock so bad!

Tom: Yes Fred, she is quite the cocksabad!

by Johnny Hookup September 25, 2021