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cockometer

a girl who has had sex with so many guys that she has a scientific database from which to rate a guy's dick large or small
My friend siobhan is an excellent cockometer
by TAmac911 July 12, 2010
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Cockomelon

A penis that is the size, weight, length, or width of a melon
Damn, you packing a whole fucking cockomelon.
by Drew quasaki June 5, 2021
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Cocksole

Cindy was really upset after breaking up with her boyfriend so I cocksoled her.
by Giggity Shmiggity Duex October 18, 2008
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cocksmenship

The art of laying cock to a woman. When a man is truly proud of how well he fucks and with good reason. He takes pride in fucking and pleasing a woman. Not a minuteman.
Brad has great cocksmenship and can go all night. I have never gotten off so much.
by BsfcBdc August 2, 2011
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cocksmear

Cocksmear: One who smears a cock on themself.
Chicks finish porn videos with cocksmear techniques.
by Jason the COCKsmith August 30, 2003
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cocksore

1. n: a pustulating skin-deep injury on the male reporductive organ usually associated with "cheap-ass buttsluts"
2. n: an individual who's presence bares an unpleasant similiarity to the burning pain of a cocksore
3. n: an extremely hot female who's sexually active lifestyle results in "sore cocks", thus "cocksore"
Sweet fuck that Sally really is a cocksore!
by john boldman December 20, 2003
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cocklometer

=girl's whore-ish-ness

The intent of the equation is to remain simple. For this reason, any kind of modifiers such as girth, multiple partners at the same time, race (relating to larger or smaller memebers), etc. will not be used. The overall intent of the "cocklometer" is to simply define a woman's whore-ish-ness, similar to an odometer on a car.

A few assumptions were made to reach the final product. Assume the average man to have a 6" member. Also assume the average sexual encounter to be approximately 10 minutes long, with one pump/second. Since there are 3,320 feet/kilometer. This roughly correlates to 5 sexual encounters and a quickie (or 5.5 for easy math) to make one cocklometer. Defined as follows:

(6"(2)/rep)=(1'/rep) - once for the penetration, once for the pull out.

(1'/rep)(5.5 encounters)(600 reps/encounter)=roughly 3,320'=1km

So with those assumptions we derrived:

(x/5.5)n=cocklometer=girl's whore-ish-ness

where x = number of sexual encounters
and n = number of partners
Girl one: She's such a whore, she banged Brian 5 full times and then a quickie at his parent's house last week.

Girl two: "(5.5/5.5)1=1 cocklometer", not too bad.
by Iron_M1ke January 2, 2012
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