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Cocksplosion

She knelt down and Nick E. cocksploded (past tense of cocksplosion) in her mouth, she drank it down like a pro.
by Collioman October 28, 2008
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cockpilot

1. One who enjoys having male genitalia rammed down their throat and conducts themselves in a manor to which suggests proficiency and practice in the art.
2. Another word for a chronic wanker
3. Someone who is useless to the point that all they are good for is piloting cocks
"I can't believe he fucked up again"
"Yeah, James is such a cockpilot"
by Dan Wilder March 20, 2008
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COCKSLOBBER

The fluid which comes from the male penis when manipulated to a happy ending; Semen; Cum
Hey bitch, wipe my cockslobber off of your chin.
by PanheadPete July 4, 2005
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Cockslob

The wettest, nastiest, most over-eager way to slurp a fuck-stick, or many fuck-sticks.
My boss, Butch, can be found at many a glory-hole, sucking dudes off 'til his nose breaks... for he is a champion Cockslob.
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cocksploitation

1. An ostentatious exhibition of many surgically removed penises.
2. An act of using a surgically removed penis as a rubbing agent to evoke long forgotten memories of acceptable forms of sexual pleasure.
1. She's just flaunting those amputated cocks around like it's Christmas or something. Now that's some good ol' fashioned cocksploitation!
2. Jimmy is still using his dead grandfather's penis to remind himself of better times with Jerry. It's really a classic case of grandfather cocksploitation, as described by Sigmund Freud in his 1901 paper.
by franzpolak November 10, 2010
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Cockslom

The Act of planking naked with a boner on a woman
by Jizz Moneky August 22, 2011
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Cockilop

A penis that tastes as good as any lollipop
I think the french make the best cockilops
by GDDPHD April 25, 2017
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