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cockraptor

a girl who cannot control herself around cock and ends up attacking any cock in sight and taking it back to her room.
"Dude, i was just standing there and that girl started kissing me! she was a total cockraptor!"
by theraptors March 31, 2010
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SURPRISE COCKFAGS

Something totally unexpected, and/or shocking; Something nobody saw coming. Also a cry one emits when bringing doom and/or shock upon thier unsuspecting victims.
A perfect example of a SURPRISE COCKFAGS moment:

*Solid Snake appears in Super Smash Bros Brawl trailer*
Public: WTF?
Nintendo: SURPRISE COCKFAGS!
by Dead_Decoy November 5, 2006
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cockfag

The best thing anyone has ever yelled in a merionette film (Team America) just before sending some ragheads flying right into the sphynx in an explosive jeep.
by Logz0r September 30, 2005
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cocktag

Tagging a person on Facebook in the male nether regions of a photo.
There was this really sexy picture of Robert Pattinson and my Facebook friend cocktagged me right in his privates.
by Mountain Fresh October 14, 2009
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Cockmagician

a cockmagician is somebody who takes cocks and makes them magically disappear in holes that cocks aren't meant to disappear in.

2.Somebody who is extremely homosexual.
"Dude i swear that our spanish teacher is the biggest cockmagician that i have ever met"
by AllThatRemains22 June 10, 2009
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Cocktagon

A sexual formation consisting of eight naked dudes surrounding one chick. It is only an official cocktagon when all eight dudes are erect.
Sarah stumbled into an orgy by mistake and swiftly found herself directly in the middle of a "cocktagon."
by hesgotjokes April 13, 2011
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cockage

a blend of the terms 'cock" and "package", originally used by jessica ******, after complaining about getting it in the butt from her boyfriend, who "had a big cockage"
It was a lubed-up cockage...
IN MY BUTT!
by Guitarman357 August 28, 2004
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