an obstruction of the male urethra caused by not urinating after sex; usually noticed the next morning when pee sprays in three directions.
by VHS Player Chris February 16, 2008
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The central part of your pants are called the same. Cluck cluck
The central part of your pants are called the same. Cluck cluck
by Hektor Bender May 24, 2004
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The act of aiding one's chances of getting laid, pussy, vag, bj, boobies, hj, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and/or 4th base; can be done through performing self-reputable acts or boasting on someone else.
So dude, that 46 second kegstand totally cockboosted you with Kierstin.
Thank you for leaving the dorm last night, homie, that was a total cockboost with Morgan Adams.
Thank you for leaving the dorm last night, homie, that was a total cockboost with Morgan Adams.
by FootballGeek1990 November 2, 2009
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friend 2: Man, don't waste your time. She rolls with those butchie's over there. That girl be cocktose intolerant!
friend 2: Man, don't waste your time. She rolls with those butchie's over there. That girl be cocktose intolerant!
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There are three stages of cocknausea, in the first stage nothing much happens, symptoms do not usually show in the first stage so it is called “The silent” stage. Although there are reports that cocks start turning blue like a famous internet celebrity known as “Megamind,” but this is unconfirmed knowledge. The second stage is called “The chit-chat” stage, and it entails your cock’s foreskin to start talking to you and blabbering on and on about characters like “Dream” and “Jellybean”. The third stage. I lied, it doesn’t exist, you should’ve already died from your cringe conversation between you and your cock.
There are three stages of cocknausea, in the first stage nothing much happens, symptoms do not usually show in the first stage so it is called “The silent” stage. Although there are reports that cocks start turning blue like a famous internet celebrity known as “Megamind,” but this is unconfirmed knowledge. The second stage is called “The chit-chat” stage, and it entails your cock’s foreskin to start talking to you and blabbering on and on about characters like “Dream” and “Jellybean”. The third stage. I lied, it doesn’t exist, you should’ve already died from your cringe conversation between you and your cock.
“I just got Cocknausea from that dude over there”
“I thought that Cocknausea couldn’t spread through people?”
“Nah, its possible but Cocknausea can also be given through eating raw eggs”
“I thought that Cocknausea couldn’t spread through people?”
“Nah, its possible but Cocknausea can also be given through eating raw eggs”
by MiMiCursed November 23, 2022
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