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vodka induced cockgobbler

Someone who normally considers themselves heterosexual, yet when under the influence of distilled spirits (and sometimes boosted by cocaine) occasionally find themselves with a mouthful of cock.
"That Barney is always getting lucky with the ladies, but I heard that if you get him tatored enough, he turns into a vodka induced cockgobbler!"
by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008
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cockgobbler

Man, whats with Jim today, he sure is bein' a cockgobbler.
by Path July 22, 2002
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Cockodile Fly Trap

While wearing crocodile or alligator skinned pants and while pissing you pulled the zipper up too fast and got your cock stuck inside it also still pissing but now bleeding, too.
I gave myself an incidental "Cockodile fly trap" while taking a leak the other day and it hurt really bad!
by EatItAndLikeIt October 8, 2017
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The Cockodile Hunter

The Cockodile Hunter is not your typical gay male. His excitement level when he is meat gazing for COCK causes an excitement similar to when Steve Irwin The Crocodile Hunter seen a Croc.

Me: Hey Roger what's going on?

Roger: Oh nothing just out meat gazing

Me: Oh Ok

Roger: (Spots some street meet) Crikey! Look At The Size of That COCK !

Me: Well Roger if that's what you're in to.
My friend Roger who is gay is quite The Cockodile Hunter. When Roger spots COCK he can hardly contain himself.
by Back Door Bandit June 21, 2019
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cockgobbler

Girls who love giving blowjobs...Girls who are good at giving blow jobs...
Man , that chick i hooked up with was a cockgobbler !!!

My Ex-wife Susan was a cockgobbler, she sucked allnite long !!!

Hey Girl , its thanksgiving, you wanna be my cockgobbler !!!
by Heyman3000 February 11, 2010
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Cockwobbler

When you want to use a unique word for insulting a friend.
Shut up you little cockwobbler.

Look at all these damn cockwobblers.
by TrevBot June 7, 2013
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Cockgobler

A person who loves to put the male penis in their mouth and attempt to swallow it. A gay man who spends an inordinate amount of time thinking about the male anatomy, specifically the penis.
A woman who can swallow a large cock easily and always wants more.
That cockgobler kept staring at my crotch and talking about how she loves giving head.
by Chris Tollmeth April 18, 2004
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