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cockteaser

A girl or woman who uses sexual allure and dangles herself as cock bait in order to attract and distract boys and men with the implied promise of sexual intimacy.
The way Mike's wife dressed and flirted at the office, the guys lined up to play, and soon had her labeled as a real cockteaser.

When she was 11, Katie began to dress and wear makeup in a really slutty, skanky way, but her mom seemed to approve of her daughter becoming a hot little cockteaser for the older boys and men.
by July41944 June 29, 2009
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Cockmeasure

1. Any situation where people are constantly trying to outdo each other for bragging rights, or satisfaction.

2. A literal event where men measure the size of their genitals and try to brag about it or outdo other people.
1. In middle schools, popularity and social acceptance is controlled by a constant cockmeasure of trying to see who has the best technology, most "swag," etc.

2. Some idiots are trying to have a cockmeasure in the boy's bathroom.
by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 April 30, 2014
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cockeimers

The condition in which a females brain forgets everything except cock ( not the cock-a-doodle-do kind either)
Jonathan called the "white coats" after Stephanie developed cockeimers and would not remove her face from Jonathan's penis
by LemmeF1ndOut October 26, 2020
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cockteaser

when a promo / teaser / preview for a television show fails to deliver on the promises of romance, death, infidelity or other dramatic reveals.
What the hell, Chuck and Blair totally didn't hook up on Gossip Girl last night like the CW's cockteaser promised.

That so wasn't the most dramatic Bachelor episode ever. ABC was airing some major cockteasers.
by LilyCornucopia March 17, 2009
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Cockteaser

An angel who may not be the hottest chick but her eyes scream "bend me over and fuck me" and her voice makes you wanna pin her against the wall by her throat
Biggest cockteaser she sat in my lap telling me what she wanted in this voice then walked away give me this seductive look
by Dominant December 31, 2013
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cuckmeister

Meister of the cucks, what did you think?
"Hey, have you seen John?"
"Yeah, the cuckmeister went to his girlfriend"
by Kaekle May 13, 2017
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Cockmeister

A person who is the master of the male genitalia, usually used as a slur in the European community.
My oh my! Did you hear? Joeseph is a Cockmeister!
by anonymous December 15, 2020
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