When you shoot a load in your significant others eye ( the same eye ) everytime you have sex and she has to go to the Dr. and explain to them why she is having issues.
by Ham_Samich May 20, 2022
As Darnell elaborately described the theory of gravity, Tom looked at him cockeyed.
"What?" Tom blarted.
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Chuck smacked Jones in the face, as he stumbled back Jones looked back at Chuck cockeyed.
"What the fuck, man?!" Jones hollered.
"What?" Tom blarted.
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Chuck smacked Jones in the face, as he stumbled back Jones looked back at Chuck cockeyed.
"What the fuck, man?!" Jones hollered.
by Wisdom Raider February 7, 2017
by Zombie234 July 18, 2019
Exclamation: Usually yelled in an upper pitch to indicate one's current joy with the present situation...
by RJ McHart September 12, 2010
by PlayDohMan March 3, 2005
My wife’s hair was flowing over her shoulder, I was able to see a silhouette of a cock using my cockeyed skills.
by Frank Palace November 17, 2022
by Vince Legend November 11, 2022