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Cockball

(n) A game invented by a Vermont Intellectual, Police Officer, and an Anarchist comprising of a tennis ball and a basketball ball hoop. The objective is to throw a tennis ball over a 12 foot fence whilst several rules have the players act out several odd acts. For example if the ball lands on the line of play, the opposing team has to dance like a chicken(cock) without male genitals(cock) whilst turbofolk from the Yugoslav Civil War plays.
“Dang, Cockball is so much better than Full Court.”
by Ben 5hapiro December 3, 2019
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Cockndballtorture

To squeeze and twist a mans nuts till one pops
“OH NO OH NO I THINK MY NUT POPPED THATS COCKNDBALLTORTURE”

The torturing of the penis and balls
by Cuntpop April 30, 2020
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cockerill

A boy usually under the age of 18 who has wildly devoleped faster than his pears. This boy usually has a lot bigger penis than other boys his age.
Hey, Johny has been such a Cockerill lately.
by Areil October 9, 2007
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cockballs

someone with a penis so small it seems like there cock and balls are one object.
Fuck you and your cockballs.
by kyle February 1, 2004
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cockballer

cockball/cockballer - noun/adj.

1. The cavalier usage of offroad vehicles by a daring driver.

2. A man who utilises offroad vehicles, specifically Land Rovers, in an aggressive and rugged fashion.
3. An offroad vehicle suitable in its construction for "cockballer" driving.
"That county 90 is a real cockballer when shes at full bore."
"He's really cockballing that 110 down the green lane today."
"His full tilt approach to that challenge was executed in proper cockballing manner."
by Sir Reginald Chauncey-Moreau October 30, 2009
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cockballman

He's the real cockballman
by BiffleTheFurry January 13, 2022
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crackerballs

John: I played with Bobs crackerballs last night.
by Dr1pp7 February 12, 2022
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