cockjunkie

One who is addicted to the penis.

Frequently used when insulting someone, or explaining their homosexuality.

That kid? He's a cockjunkie for sure!

by antimuffins March 2, 2004

Cockskunk

if a dude sleeps with a girl and doesn't shower, gets up the next morning and can still smell her on his member... she made his dick stink... thus a "cockskunk"

"Dude, I swear I could still smell that cockskunk this morning when I took a piss...."

"Dude she cockskunked me!!"

by Turbostevey November 10, 2009

Cockrank

Sexual position when a chick sits on your dick, ass facing you, and rocks her butt back and forth, in a cranking motion.

Yeah Lauren, crank dat ass! Crank it up fucker! Gimme da Cockrank

by Chuck Bucket April 8, 2005

Cockmunk

A idiotic, stupid muggish little waseman. Whos lifestyle and idealogy is insanely stupendous. Steve Stifler says it in American Pie: The Wedding. Similar to poomplex or Brushman

Yo blud, you are a cockmunk
Ey cockmunk pass da green
Look at dem cockmunks over there

by Badboi Doofy May 9, 2010

Cockcrunch

A person, place or thing that crunches cock.

If a person crunches your cock, he/she would be considered a cockcrunch.

by Cpu0 August 17, 2011

cock drunk

one whom is or is in the act of being in a stupor caused by overexposure to male genitalia.

(your name here): Are you going to suck my dick now?
(insert prostitute's name here): ...uh
(your name here): Well?
(insert prostitute's name here): uh...yeah
(your name here): I think you're feeling a bit cock drunk right now.

by Vladimir Del Torro December 21, 2006

codedrunk

The braindead, inebriated state you reach after editing too much source code at one sitting.

Arrays, variables, and strings all meld into one big mess of text when one becomes codedrunk.

"I'm going to go take a walk. I'm too codedrunk after editing this PHP code."

by lolwut9000 March 16, 2010