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cockbiter

That guy is such a cockbiter.
by Rob Sovar August 12, 2003
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Allah Cockbar

1. A spiritual eruption of pent up infernal jihadic forces gushing forth and ferociously searing the collective eyes of humanity with a vision supreme.
The Apprentice inquired, 'Master, my mind constantly wavering, the lantern of truths flame obscured through a fog of deception, and my soul sinks into hopeless despair as though gazing into a barren desert. I humbly ask thee, how is the revelation of a vision supreme attained in such a turbulent life?'

The Master replied thus, 'To become imbued with the eternal spirit of Allah Cockbar in this Galactic Jihad and bathe in the light of a vision supreme one must visit allahcockbar.com - Such is the will of Allah.'
by Sir.RobJ July 18, 2016
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cockbaggery

The act of behaving like a sweaty beanbag.
That dood is a real annoying prick, very accomplished in the art of cockbaggery.
by Hairy Paratestes July 8, 2005
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Cocksuker's Doormat

A thin shaved goatee and moustache.
John jizzed and covered Mark's Cocksuker's Doormat in spunk.
by Lord of the Ring December 19, 2006
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cockballer

cockball/cockballer - noun/adj.

1. The cavalier usage of offroad vehicles by a daring driver.

2. A man who utilises offroad vehicles, specifically Land Rovers, in an aggressive and rugged fashion.
3. An offroad vehicle suitable in its construction for "cockballer" driving.
"That county 90 is a real cockballer when shes at full bore."
"He's really cockballing that 110 down the green lane today."
"His full tilt approach to that challenge was executed in proper cockballing manner."
by Sir Reginald Chauncey-Moreau October 30, 2009
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Allahu Cockbar

An exclamation that a man yells when he is about to go balls deep in his woman’s hoo hoo and wants her to know that his wang is the greatest. This will arouse the woman and make her moister than a 6 month old heavily used sponge.
Stoney: Yo bro, how’s it hangin?

Big Queefy: You mean like how’s it going or how my wang is hangin?

Stoney: I mean.... I guess both lol

Big Queefy: Well I’m doing well thanks for asking. My wang on the other hand is in urgent care recovery. I screamed Allahu Cockbar when I was slamming this hoe last night and she opened up like a newly born clam popping out of its shell. I smashed her way too hard and bruised my brisket. So that’s how my mangled meat is doing.

Stoney: Damn bro, lmk if you need me to tag in next time. I would’ve been ready to go.
by Stoney69 September 21, 2021
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cockaterian

Someone who strictly eats penis.
Harry is a cockaterian.
by my name is name January 28, 2010
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