Corkenator

A Corkenator is one of the most feared creatures in the world. It is said that once a Corkenator makes up their mind, the only way to change it is by mass-group gaslighting. To find, look for fleece jackets, jeans, and green reading glasses. If found, quickly turn on some oldies' music to stop the mass hypnosis of a Corkenator's laugh. A Corkenator can usually be found in a classroom or a bowling alley. If seen at the bowling lanes, hide behind a corner and don't make a sound. When a Corkenator is bowling, they are in the zone and must NEVER be disturbed. When found in a classroom, be cautious of their educational lectures and most importantly- their Teacher's Voice.

"Shh... I spot a Corkenator; pretend we're doing our work"
"uh oh... the Corkenator has a bowling game tonight. I'll keep an ambulance on standby; the Cokenator found another victim"
"Corkenator- please let us build a boat for the PLTW class, I swear it's a tremendous issue that needs a solution urgently!"

by syruppy May 9, 2023

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Cockulator

To strap or tape a calculator to your penis to conceal during school finals.

“Hey man, im suprised to got a good score. How?”

“My magical cockulator.”

by Killer Steam Car February 7, 2019

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cockulator

A mix between a nerd and a gigolo, more like a smart pimp to be exact, this world can also be used as a verb, to tell a female whore that u wanna bone her. (its also like a parody of calculator)

"Damn, in the cockulator man! i sell hoes and i pass my exams bitch!"

"I'll cockulator bitch!"

by The Big Balls March 11, 2008

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