cockbroker

The opposite of a cockblocker. A person who functions as an intermediary between two or more parties in negotiating sex, punani, or the like. A type of wingman, this admirable person manages to hook up two people.

A: "She's such an awesome cockbroker, I got lucky trice last night cause of her!"
B: "LOL I just learned a cool new word."

by it0r! March 1, 2010

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Jarvis Cocker

A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".

Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."

by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006

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Cockcroft

Noun
An awkward situation.

Verb
To create an awkward situation.

n. "I walked into work one day and my boss was only wearing chaps. It was quite a cockcroft."

v. "I was at my girlfriend's parent's house and I decided to cockcroft her mom by walking in on her in the shower. Long screams followed by cockcrofted silence."

by Johnny Dickshot February 21, 2008

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Cockfrogging

The action of "Dicking Down" the mother of one of your virgin acquaintances while making them watch and giving them direct eye contact along with some pointers.

Prowl sat there for 6 straight hours watching, as Giants was cockfrogging his mom with his smeat.

by Lolfuckyoudude April 26, 2020

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