a cockroach that happens to be sitting on one's towel when one attempts to dry one's genitals (or anus).
when the unfortunate insect comes into contact with the area in question, immediate squashage will usually result, causing the present death of the violative cockroach.
you may need to have another shower after you have come into contact with the cock touching roach.
when the unfortunate insect comes into contact with the area in question, immediate squashage will usually result, causing the present death of the violative cockroach.
you may need to have another shower after you have come into contact with the cock touching roach.
by stiastyles June 20, 2007
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"You look like a Cock-a-roach, Steve!"
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Phrase: Somebody who you would compare to a roach. Someone who never stands up for himself/herself -- a pussy.
Ricky: "Bro you look like a Cleveland Steamer had dried out after a storm."
Bobby: "I know."
Ricky: "You're not gonna defend yourself?"
Bobby: "No."
Ricky: "Man you're all roach and no cock."
Bobby: "I know."
Ricky: "You're not gonna defend yourself?"
Bobby: "No."
Ricky: "Man you're all roach and no cock."
by Squiddy_D October 18, 2020
Get the All roach and no cock mug.When you take A jar of Cock Roaches at least 20 roaches and you dump them onto your dick for at least 1 hour to eat your dick cheese
by Flicker Bigger August 3, 2024
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Get the DEAD DEAD AS A COCKROACH mug.by nbc August 19, 2004
Get the cockroach mug.An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one
YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”
Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”
Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”
Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”
YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”
What has society become???
Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”
Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”
Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”
YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”
What has society become???
by Cockroaches suck balls October 23, 2022
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