Cock Bandit

A person who loves to take cock, especially in the mouth.
Namely a female cock whore or bitch.

"Yeah bitch! You're a real cock bandit! HAHA, take that dick!" - Fred Flinstone

by TheCockBandit November 14, 2009

Dirty Cock Bandit

Someone who uses Nigger Tactics to sneak up behind you and remove your dick and sell it on the black market.

Jon: I waz in t3h market t3h other day n some Dirty Cock Bandit stole meh Peen!!

Mark: I Live In a HUGE BUCKET!!

Jon: ....

by Co0ody January 14, 2008

Cock Bandit

1. A derogatory term used to describe a gay man.
2. An insult, most often used between males, meant to imply that one is homosexual

1. I left because they kept calling me a cock bandit
2.Stop staring at my ass you cock bandit

by Little Giant - Longhorn December 28, 2005

Cock Bandit

A misfit who obsesses about drawing dicks on unsuspected victims vehicles. Typically, striking around 12-4am.

Jeff, let’s hit up the boys and cock bandit the absolute shit out of Cade’s truck.

by 2009 Cock Bandit Crew October 9, 2017

Cock-banded

When a man tucks his flacid cock into the waistband of his lover’s pants.

I was trying to cook dinner last night and my husband came up behind me and cock-banded me!

Dinner was delicious!

by Created by Ray & Craig April 7, 2023

cock stalking bandit

One who is upsessed with the cock. In hopes of full filling some sick abnormal fetish.

Dan is always the last one to fall asleep at parties. Parties in which the female species are plentiful. And still passes out next to a dude. We call him the Cock Stalking Bandit.

by Joshoua October 17, 2006

Cock sucking ass bandit

a guy who likes to suck guys nobs and takes it up the ass, also can mean to finger himself whilst sucking on a dildo.

Sam Halliwell is a cock sucking ass bandit

by Mystery March 21, 2004