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Coch Blocking

The act of helping someone escape punishment or other consequences that would result from an offense that they obviously committed.
-Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Prosecutor 1: Oh shit... not the Chewbacca Defense

Prosecutor 2: Ugh.... looks like Johnnie's Coch Blocking us again...
Coch Blocking by Siffilis December 21, 2010
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Coch tease 

Someone who changes the song just when it gets to the good part.
Jason, stop messing with Spotify and leave it on one song, you’re being such a coch tease.
Coch tease by Visiblemode December 10, 2022

coch coch 

The fleshy skin between your fingers
(a normal 4 fingered 1 thumbed hand has 4 coch cochs)
Pinching your coch coch bewteen your thumb and first finger is said to get rid of headaches

Heather said: Hey Natalie, wanna touch my coch coch with your wenis (skin on your elbow)???

Balck coch 

a way to spell black cock with out knowing
Balck coch by andy ray January 19, 2017
Its a secret nametag. When you send somebody a letter in Bulgaria for Valentines day you write that it’s from the ,,Taen coch”
,,I like you very much!”
From: Taen coch
taen coch by Pantofa02 February 14, 2019

Johnnie Cochran 

Scumbag lawyer who pulled out the race card and used fallacies to get a double murderer off scot-free.
Johnnie Cochran ignored the real issues to get O.J. Simpson off the hook.
Johnnie Cochran by Soul_Driver June 22, 2016