Coconut 56

Something a sensible person can understand

"Crowbar" Is not a very sensible word. A crowbar has nothing to do with crows or bars. It should have been called coconut 56, Because that's something a sensible person can understand.

Grommets say 156 skull. Swood people say Coconut 56

by Koopinator September 7, 2016

coconut gun

a weapon used by an ape that can win wars and the hearts of the ladies.

his coconut gun, can fire in spurts! if he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt! UNGH! D.K.! DONKEY KONG!

by the nhir July 3, 2017

Coconut Island

An island where you get one coconut for one sloppy toppy

Coconut man: "Welcome To Coconut Island! If you're hungry, you're going to have to throat my cock for one coconut"
No Coconut man: "Now this just seems really unfair..."

by FourElemental May 12, 2021

chocolate covered coconut crack

Noun.

THE BEST STUFF EVER!!!!!

Something that is insanely irresistible.

I can't pass up a donut, they are my chocolate covered coconut crack!

by rpetras April 29, 2008

Coconaughts

A group of people who gift coconuts to couples engaging in sexual acts inside a vehicle in a public location. Usually placing the coconut on the hood.

Now you are saying these "coconaughts" give people having sex coconuts?
That exactly.
The most bountiful sex you will have is when the coconaughts gift you a coconut while you are doing the deed.

by PonchoFox December 29, 2014

coconutter

a crazy and really annoying person

Person 1: "Ugh, the bus driver just yelled at me for no reason!"
Person 2: "Oh, what a coconutter!"

by Sassy Sasha May 2, 2018

Coconut head

Someone whose head is empty except for the nut milk inside. Their only interest is sex/giving head or it's their only skill.

People who only use their head to store nut milk and don't use their brain are coconut heads.

by Zornlover234567 May 19, 2021