Coastie

1. n. A US Coast Guard member. not derogatory.

You can always tell a Coastie by the smell of alcohol on his breath.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

coastist

A snobby academic who actually believes that jobs in the American heartland are intrinsically less desirable than those on the coast.

I don't wanna be coastist, but taking that job at University of Nebraska sounds like a death sentence.

by shitty karma November 4, 2013

Coastie bump

A Coastie bump is the art of sniffing your MDMA through your nostrils, as opposed to the orthodox method of swallowing in cap form or stirred through your drink. The bump can be done using a spoon, straw or other utensil but more traditionally is done on the base of your thumb in a clenched fist. A Coastie bump is best served when an instant boost in dancing power and happiness is needed mid-rave.

JT (mid rave): Hey Travis, How you feeling?
Trav: Pretty Good mate but I don't think I'm gurning enough. Lets have another Coastie Bump!!
JT: Meow

by Kataminemeow August 12, 2019

Disconcordant Coastline

A great geographical way to describe a persons receding hairline

Person1 "how would one describe Daniels Hairline??"

Person2 "Disconcordant Coastline"

by SirAlfordsheadboy April 25, 2023

chastise

(verb) to tactfully secrete semen on one's partner's thorax

Hey baby, when are you gonna let me chastise you?
OMG!! Kees, did you really just chastise me?

by loxies December 6, 2020

coastism

–noun 1. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various people of the United States determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that those living on a coast is superior to others, especially middle America.
2. hatred or intolerance of people from middle america.
3. The belief that where one grew up in the US accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular area is superior to others.
4. Discrimination or prejudice based on being raised on a coast.

I think I've developed coastism after hanging out with all those knuckleheads from Arkansas today.

by D-Rock in SD January 25, 2008

chastise

To cause a mate to be without orgasms, or restricted in arousal. To keep restricted within a chastity device: for women, to prevent penetration; for men, to prevent erection and fondling. See cbt. See also tease.

Marriage for this unusual couple marked the beginning of his frustration: she chastised him for weeks at a time, while consorting and cavorting herself with his best friends and neighbors.

by Slick Willy March 16, 2005