coastist

-noun
1. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various people of the United States determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that those living on a coast is superior to others, specifically middle America.
2. hatred or intolerance of people from middle America.

Ever since Dave moved to California, he's become such a coastist.

by D-Rock in SD January 25, 2008

coastist

A snobby academic who actually believes that jobs in the American heartland are intrinsically less desirable than those on the coast.

I don't wanna be coastist, but taking that job at University of Nebraska sounds like a death sentence.

by shitty karma November 4, 2013

Chastist

A person who discriminates against another for not being sexually active. You can also refer to this as "virgin shaming", as it is the opposite of slut shaming.

Man: "You're no good at sex because you're a virgin!"
Woman: "Fuck you, you fucking chastist!"

by Prestonm1993 September 13, 2017

coastism

–noun 1. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various people of the United States determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that those living on a coast is superior to others, especially middle America.
2. hatred or intolerance of people from middle america.
3. The belief that where one grew up in the US accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular area is superior to others.
4. Discrimination or prejudice based on being raised on a coast.

I think I've developed coastism after hanging out with all those knuckleheads from Arkansas today.

by D-Rock in SD January 25, 2008

Suco Mi Constistas

Suco mi constistas means suck my tits in Ooshi Lala Island ... if youv'e never been there you should go!!!

Boy- I'm bored what should we do tongiht?
Girl- Oh I know you can suco mi constistas!!!
Boy- Sounds good to me.

by Ashley Smith May 5, 2005

Coastists

A group of people that favorite one coast over another. Typically associated with the USA.

Kyle: I can't believe they the NFL is starting this second MNF game at 10:20 EST. Do they care about us at all?

AP: No dude, they're a bunch of coastists. They totally cater to all the needs of the West Coast. It's total bullshit

by Snaplatts September 9, 2019