coastist 

-noun
1. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various people of the United States determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that those living on a coast is superior to others, specifically middle America.
2. hatred or intolerance of people from middle America.

Ever since Dave moved to California, he's become such a coastist.

coastist by D-Rock in SD January 25, 2008

coastist 

A snobby academic who actually believes that jobs in the American heartland are intrinsically less desirable than those on the coast.

I don't wanna be coastist, but taking that job at University of Nebraska sounds like a death sentence.

coastist by shitty karma November 4, 2013

Chastist

A person who discriminates against another for not being sexually active. You can also refer to this as "virgin shaming", as it is the opposite of slut shaming.

Man: "You're no good at sex because you're a virgin!"
Woman: "Fuck you, you fucking chastist!"

Chastist by Prestonm1993 September 13, 2017

coastism 

–noun 1. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various people of the United States determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that those living on a coast is superior to others, especially middle America.
2. hatred or intolerance of people from middle america.
3. The belief that where one grew up in the US accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular area is superior to others.
4. Discrimination or prejudice based on being raised on a coast.

I think I've developed coastism after hanging out with all those knuckleheads from Arkansas today.

coastism by D-Rock in SD January 25, 2008

Suco Mi Constistas 

Suco mi constistas means suck my tits in Ooshi Lala Island ... if youv'e never been there you should go!!!

Boy- I'm bored what should we do tongiht?
Girl- Oh I know you can suco mi constistas!!!
Boy- Sounds good to me.

Suco Mi Constistas by Ashley Smith May 5, 2005

Coastists 

A group of people that favorite one coast over another. Typically associated with the USA.

Kyle: I can't believe they the NFL is starting this second MNF game at 10:20 EST. Do they care about us at all?

AP: No dude, they're a bunch of coastists. They totally cater to all the needs of the West Coast. It's total bullshit

Coastists by Snaplatts September 9, 2019

Coastism

Workplace favoritism shown toward employees on one coast (typically the coast where leadership is based) over employees on the other coast, when a company has offices in both. The favored coast gets wined and dined, invited to spontaneous team outings, and showered with office events, while the other coast gets a Teams message and a sad desk lunch.

Corporate took the whole East Coast team out for a happy hour again, meanwhile we haven't had a team lunch in six months -- this is straight up coastism.

Coastism by Corporate_Matt August 5, 2026