coal

coal is a different way to say cool but it means more than that as you have put thinking into the word taht you say which means its better than cool.it can sound the same if you have a certain accent aswell

that was really coal

by ben hoult December 18, 2005

coal

An abbreviation of 'Choking On Air Laughing' or 'Choked On Air Laughing'. Similar to the terms, rofl or lol. It is another way to express that something someone said is hilarious. You could also say 'cool', by which you change Air to Oxygen.

Make sure your friends know what it means before using it, or you may sound a little weird.

Me: Haha, did you see 'The Date Movie'?
Friend: Yeah, I coal! That was funny as shit. :D

by Kenneth Hall April 10, 2006

Coal

A bad situation, feeling rubbish, significantly shit, depressed, opposite of solar

"Alright I ain't seen you in ages, how's stuff?"
"Fucking coal mate my cat just died"

by Wichol December 1, 2013

Coal

A baby man; an extremely immature tiny man
Very short

Wisty: coal your a babyman

Doot doot: Si
Fank: Si

by Fank (aka best mod) May 19, 2021

Coaled

The douchiest possible way to say you're hot, it's hot, etc. It is pronounced the same way as cold, and yet means the opposite: "as hot as hot coals," basically.

"It's so coaled out today!"

"But it's 100 degrees out today, dude."

"I know! It's like hot coals!"

"Oh..." (and then the coldest of stares)

by lljdude July 28, 2014

Coal

What a white person calls a black person.

A car load of coal just went by.

by Letjusticebeserved August 23, 2017

Coal Top

A brunette

Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.

by goose_on_a_roof October 8, 2020