clusterphobic

Someone who hates crowds or crowded places. Often times these are people who have a deep seated need for personal space and/or dislikes the mob mentality of large masses of humanity.

She doesn't go to movies on opening night because she's clusterphobic.

Nah, he'd hate the French Quarter... As clusterphobic as he is, he'd prolly start a fight.

by Siege of August Skye June 6, 2005

clusterthoughts

Clusterthoughts : Noun. A combination of the words "clusterfuck" and "thoughts", used to describe a collection of intrusive thoughts that have the same point of origin, but are completely irrelevant and/or incoherent with eachother.
Alt: chaotic overthinking with LSD added to the mix

Dude, stop with the clusterthoughts, you finna lose it fr

by OhffscanIjusthaveaname November 23, 2021

clusterphobia

To have a sense of cabin fever while living in a concentrated housing development often called cluster townhouses in South Africa. These cluster townhouses can be seen on the outskirts of major city centres where space is abundant and these units often promise "security" in return for living space.

Dude1: "Dude I can't do this anymore, this clusterphobia is killing me"

Dude2: "Best you get out into the country and enjoy the open space then"

by foill August 23, 2008

clusterphobia

Noun
The fear of clusterfucks. A phobia that is triggered when decisions are made by an incompetent group or individual.
Adj. Clusterphobic

I suffer from clusterphobia just thinking about government officials attempting any type of policy and/or decision making activity.
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid are known to trigger clusterphobic reactions in their audiences when they speak.

by jenabulla June 26, 2014

clusterpowned

to be owned by a group of people. Usually referring to a video game. Also know as double teamed,triple teamed etc..

dude u was was playing ctf (capture the flag) and I got clusterpowned by their whole team!

by charlie mcjohnas December 29, 2007

Clustershag

See Clusterfuck.

Originally a military term describing a disorganized situation with pending dissappointing results, 'ClusterShag' is used when describing such situations when profanity is not tolerated.

Gained popularity on late night television(The Daily Show) when recounting the actions leading up to the 2010 UK elections.

Office Manager: "The computers are down, our receptionist called in sick, the fax machine is on the fritz and the auditors will be here in 20 minutes. We're Screwed!!!"

Employee: " I know. It's a virtual clustershag of endless possibilities"

by chubbykitten13 June 25, 2010

Clusterphobic

Fear of a clusterfuck

Having endured so many fuck ups, Bob has become clusterphobic.

by Bob Velvetta November 24, 2018