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clusterfuck

South Sudan Civil War is a clusterfuck beyond belief.
by Comrade Dio July 30, 2020
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clusterfuck

worse than sticking your dick in an anthill for the rest of your life
person 1: would you rather move to south sudan or have your dick stuck in an anthill for -
sam: *slathers on honey* dude that place is a clusterfuck
by itsmebeany April 5, 2021
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OMG, that room is a clusterfuck!
by Starchylde December 29, 2014
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Clusterfuck

South Sudan is a clusterfuck
by OMEGA_Mageoffire October 2, 2019
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clusterius fornecatus

When things become bottle-necked due to multiple fuck-ups. A severe clusterfuck
The 18-wheeler filled with nuke waste jackknifed on the Seymour Butts Highway, spilling radioactive waste into the sewage system, polluting a local pond and playground, and creating a serious clusterius fornecatus.
by dick vendor November 22, 2011
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Clusterbark

When your house or apartment is surrounded by dogs that bark at each other.

If you're in the center of a clusterbark, you are constantly bombarded by dog yaps. It's not pleasant.
"The dogs in this neighborhood are trapping me in a massive clusterbark!"
by suchacyn December 8, 2009
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clusterflop

Polite replacement term for clusterfuck. When speaking in certain social situations, a speaker may feel the necessity to dramatize the futility of events, but decorum prevents. By utilizing clusterflop, the gravity of the event is emphasized without resorting to profanity
My attempt at cooking dinner turned into a real clusterflop.
by Macsloan December 21, 2013
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