Clusterfail

The act of failing in a group. The group must be at least two people, which is pretty obvious. Clusterfailing includes but is not limited to: Tripping, doing something stupid, or just being plain stupid. Verbal action does not always count as a cluserfail action.

After Chet saw twelve bandgeeks slip and fall in the mud on the field at his high school football game, he knew he had witnessed a clusterfail.

by O'Malley de Bough February 4, 2009

clusterfail

When you suddenly, completely, and epicly fail (see epic fail) at EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD for no particular reason, and with no action you could have possibly taken, even if you had known that these events would occur for the entire duration of your mortal existence.

Total extinction of the majority of life on Earth, your girlfriend is cheating on you, and you just learned that Satan has doomed you to reincarnate as a McDonald's cherry pie?

Clusterfail.

by Mosher of 603 January 23, 2009

clusterbourach

a bùrach (gaelic) = a mess
clusterbourach as printed in the paper = a richt fucking mess

this brexit is a right clusterbourach

by ecksmc December 14, 2018

crusterbate

1.to masturbate to a crusty pussy
2.To masterbate multiple times without washing the Dry cum off, from the first time

"I like to Crusterbate to ur mom."

by Melikki November 26, 2006

clusterbust

Created by Dmitriy, Marc, Mike, and Raffy, this word was decided upon to represent the action of multiple people ("Cluster") ejaculating ("Busting") onto one single victim.

Hey, we're going to clusterbust Ms. Calandrino after school today, are you in?

Jane is so angry that those guys clusterbusted her.

by Mike/Bill November 29, 2004

clusterbate

Circle-jerk for nerds (choosing among your friends who to collaborate with). Choosing a pleasureable companion to work with.

Vera and flak are clusterbating on an illustration idea. They clusterbate on occasion.

by mickmetoo September 9, 2009

Clustermug

1. (Noun) A group of mugs in a small area.
2. (Slang) A replacement for swear words, popularized by S. King

1: There was a man carrying a clustermug in the larger mug when he got mugged.
2: That was crazy; it was a real clustermug.

by MrMug July 1, 2017