Calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

When someone or an organization does something or creates a situation that is ridiculously stupid and frustrating in multiple ways, usually intentionally. Similar to a clusterfuck

The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they still made another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

Calliope of clownish cuntfuckery by Justclowntingz August 10, 2019

Cuntfuckery 

The act of fucking a cunt, or sometimes, maybe once on occasion, an insult.

Oh! This movie (Twilight) fucking sucks! What is this cuntfuckery?"

Me and Shelby had one HELL of a cuntfuckery goin on in there

Cuntfuckery by JunkHornet December 12, 2010

cuntfucker 

one who fucks many a cunt

"so what do you do for a living?"
"i'm a cuntfucker"
"right... and what specifically does that entail?"
"well basically i fuck cunts all day long"
"sweet!"
*hi five each other

cuntfucker by blackcherry November 25, 2004

cuntfucker 

A somewhat jocular and ironic insult somewhat similar to 'cocksucker'.

Most often directed at heterosexual male friends, it subtly and ironically implies that as the target is clearly such a bender, that being accused of cuntfuckery (i.e. heterosexual intercourse) will likely be considered an insult.

A: "Oi, you spilled my drink. Watch what you're doing, you stupid cuntfucker!"
B: "What! How dare you call me that... Oh wait... You're right on both counts!"

cuntfucker by Wayner Wayne July 15, 2021

cuntfuckery 

Shenanigans; unacceptable behavior; tomfoolery

The Boston riots were filled with all types of cuntfuckery.

cuntfuckery by CreativeAutieMom May 9, 2015

Cunttrucking 

The sound that is made when skin slaps against skin during intercourse.

We were going at it so hard you could hear the cunttrucking down the hall.

Cunttrucking by TheScrubCouncil June 24, 2015

Cuntfuckulate 

To cuntfuckulate something,

is to basically MacGyver something together with whatever "cunt fucken things" you can find to get her done...

The motor blew up, But Dean "Cuntfuckulated" something together and got it running again.

Cuntfuckulate by Random0strichYT March 7, 2023