Clumping

The act of dehydrating ones self before masturbation/intercourse, in order for your sperm to look like cottage cheese

Dude 1: Tom's mom told me the other day she was lactose intolerant but she loves cottage cheese.

Dude 2: So?

Dude 1: So I decided to give her a good clumping.

Dude 2: Gross!

by CommoDick September 12, 2011

clumping

Going out on the pull, and scoring the ugliest hag.

fuck me mate, you take a look at what Al is up to? He's only gone off clumping and got himself caught up in some bucket gash! I need a drink, I ca't watch this

by micoole October 12, 2017

Clumping

The act of congealing clumps of jizz and throwing them at people (akin to a monkey throwing poop).

"I went clumping with my friends last Monday"
"I just clumped tons of people on main street"
"I'm gonna clump Sarah later today"

by Brewerzoid November 15, 2024

Clumping

An action where a group of players clustering into one position ignoring the main objective of the game

"guys stop clumping!"
"this team is ass they're all just clumping."

by EmikotheMaid January 20, 2026

Clumping

An action where a group of players clustering into one position ignoring the main objective of the game

"guys stop clumping!"
"this team is ass they're all just clumping."

by EmikotheMaid January 20, 2026

Clumping Out

Crashing out or going into a fit of rage due to the opposite gender teasing you and not going all the way with you.

"dude she kept making these advances but when i wanted to do stuff, she said she did not want to....im clumping out dude"

by perception of null June 9, 2025

Social Clumping

A social clumping refers to people's tendency to clump in groups. This may be tied back to our evolution, in which staying in groups or tribes was necessary for survival.

"It's so weird Gavin, every morning you and your friends make a clump! I've decided to call it social clumping"

"Oh my goodness Vivian you're so right as always!"

by vcgardenia November 21, 2024