Cleon

A person with an absolutely large penis who gets all the ladies with his 12 inches of goodness

Oh your such a Cleon

by POOPFArts October 19, 2016

cleonie

The most prettiest girl you will ever meet in your life

Cleonie you are the prettiest girl in School

by Cleonie November 17, 2016

cluepon

A (figurative) coupon given to someone who needs a clue. The user of this terminology is implying the recipient is clueless regarding the subject.

"John doesn't even know how to use an Ipod. I told him he needed a cluepon and linked him to the Apple site."

by infi September 13, 2007

cleon

Kingdom Hearts yaoi fanfiction pairing of Cloud Strife (originally Final Fantasy VII), and Squall "Leon" Leonhart (originally Final Fantasy VIII).

Story pairings: akuroku, soriku, cleon

by crimescenesc May 29, 2007

Cleon

In the Resident Evil fandom, the pairing of Claire Redfield and Leon S. Kennedy.

example IM:
ResEvilfan: I've been looking for some Cleon fics and so far all I see are Chris x Jill!

by RizaHawkeye January 9, 2009

Clueyness

The heart-breaking sadness and compassion that you feel for a person when they are completely let down for no meaningful or significant reason.

(Credit goes to Tim Urban, writer of waitbutwhy.com)

The amount of clueyness that I felt for "Papaw" when his grandchildren didn't show almost made me cry.

by undeadawesome July 12, 2016

Cleonic

Being like a government employee who knows nothing and does nothing and is protected by law to continue a career in doing so.

Today is too beautiful of a day to work. I think I'll be Cleonic and drive my government SUV to the beach to relax.

Sorry to be so Cleonic, but can you do my work for me while I take a nap.

by DanMaters August 11, 2011