clowned 

When a male with puffy, clownlike hair fluffs it onto you; either inadvertantly, or on purpose.

"I got totally clowned on the subway this morning by a freaky stranger."

clowned by sweetbekka666 April 19, 2005

Clowned 

When receiving head and a guy cums on their partner's face, thereby painting their face white, like a clown.

"She didn't want to swallow so I clowned that bitch."

See also head sex blow job

Clowned by cleverbitch23 August 16, 2011

clowned 

To have or have been sodomized by a complete stranger.

Johnny is such a sinner! He clowned her brown on the first night!

clowned by Dr. Sin December 17, 2008

Clowned 

Getting fooled by Little Mix not relasing thier new single

Little Mix just clowned us

Clowned by Lukeeyre May 26, 2019

Clowned on 

When people start making fun of you or bullying you

dude Pablo got clowned on

Clowned on by fucking shit head counbastard December 1, 2019

Clowned to Kingdom Come

A state of marked social degradation that is absolute in nature and brought on by the keen wit of a legitimate snark.

To be asymmetrically bamboozled beyond the point of bewilderment — to be so is to be far from a return to normalcy.

Jonas: I cant… I have nothing anymore.. im done, seen through, ruined…

*Jonas fills up a plastic bag with tears and drowns himself*

Mark: Incredible!! Such a brilliant yet stubborn bigot has been had!

Jacobson IV: What an extraordinary occasion! Jonas just got Clowned to Kingdom Come. That sharpened silver-tongued slick devil who did it is a legitimate snark.

Bobby Danny: You’re right about that, Jacobson IV. I do NOT want to be clowned by that guy!

Clowned to Kingdom Come by Dusty Knuckles July 5, 2022

clowned on 

Verb
1) To be put to shame or ridiculed by a clown.

You just got clowned on, dog!

clowned on by white trash May 13, 2005