Clownbag

Assclown + Douchebag = Clownbag. A good way to nail someone with two insults at once, masked in such a way that only you know the true power of the insult. Much more kid-friendly than Clownbag's biracial twin, Assdouche.

Angered driver: *mutter* Come on...this clownbag keeps cutting me off...

Ken: You're such a clownbag.
Andy: Well you...wait, what the fuck are you even talking about?

by kennyo21361 July 23, 2009

clownbaby

Neither a clown that is a baby, nor a baby that is a clown. Simply, clownbaby.

"Man! That clownbaby was HILARIOUS!"

"I've got all of my money on that sleeper, clownbaby."

by Carrie/Brian November 1, 2007

clownjack

Noun. General term for a person whose behavior falls on the spectrum between jackass and assclown, usable in settings where profanity might be inappropriate (kids/parents, workplace etc.)

Verb. The act of disrupting some otherwise useful or enjoyable activity by being a clownjack.

Also clownjackery (n.), clownjackerous (adj.), ownjackerously (adv.)

"The movie was good, but some clownjack sitting behind me wouldn't stop talking."

"Bill totally clownjacked our staff meeting this morning."

by Anonymous_clownjack January 24, 2016

Cornback Sewer Trout

A firm stool embedded with corn.

The pond is freshly stocked with cornback sewer trout due to our massive consumption of corn last night.

by Clessard April 30, 2008

Clownfuck

During sex, one party gazes at the other, grinning like a deranged clown. Generally used as a tool to ensure the receiver of the clownfuck will never be interested in you again.

can be referred to as "clownface"

"How did it go with Anne the other night?"
"Well, she clownfucked me..."
"Did it work, are you gonna call her again?"
"Of course not, I can take a hint, I mean who wants to bang a girl that stares at you like 'It the Clown', I felt like I was having sex with Gary Busey wearing Joker make-up"

by The Latvian Riverbank September 21, 2011

cornback rattler

A corn-riddled turd.

Gross! I went to use the men's room and someone left a cornback rattler in one of the toilets.

by Lugnuts February 12, 2014

clownfucker

somebody who is both incredibly stupid and extremely unlikeable. A total joke.

What kind of clownfucker borrows your credit card and uses it to rent a hotel to bang your wife in?

by Christine June 25, 2004