the act of gaining emotional finality by sharing a story of a breakup with the world, via the internet.
Johnny was tired of pining over his ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago, so instead of hanging himself in the barn or torching his old love letters, he sent them to a website, and got some e-closure.
by charles + dwayne December 17, 2005
Get the e-closure mug.Portmanteau of "picture" and "clitoris". A picture of a woman's vagina and/or clitoris, often sent as a text or through webcam for sexting or cybering. See "dicture" for the male equivalent.
All I asked for was a cliture. I mean, I sent her all my dicpics, and then she reported me to the admins for sexual abuse. What a bitch.
by selenus1 May 12, 2011
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When a man leaves his cock in a woman’s vagina motionless for an extended period of time, thus closing the tunnel and forcing traffic to be redirected to the rear. Schmitt has a plush area designed for this position in season 3 episode 15 of New Girl
“Have you heard of the closure of the Lincoln tunnel? They’re talking about it on New Girl.”
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by Footlongsub February 28, 2021
Get the closure of the lincoln tunnel mug.When one has broken up with their partner, and they manipulate their ex-partner into felatio after the split. This can be done through weeping, grimacing, or other acts of pity.
by slaw goodman July 2, 2023
Get the closure head mug.A 'closure text' occurs when one party to a breakup or argument tries to get the last word or sends an attempt to induce guilt via text message after the fact.
"I would have loved you and we could have been great together but you ruined it. I wish you the best. Let's be friends one day. This is my closure text."
by omg wyoming October 7, 2011
Get the Closure Text mug.1. To attempt to 'move on' following the termination of a relationship with another individual.
2. When used in a sentence, insinuates that the individual using the word is the same individual who was the target of the 'break-up'.
3. A word used by overly-emotional, self-centered 'drama queens' (mostly women and gay men).
4. Individuals using this word generally will utter the word 'chapter' during their often one-sided conversations.
5. A word created during the 90's which was borne out of individuals unable to cope with relationship failure.
6. Individuals using this word insinuate that the more stable party is responsible for all of the 'closured' individual's problems, as well as the War in Iraq, airbag safety issues, the Democratic National Convention, dustless chalk, nipples on men, PMS, and bad-hair days.
2. When used in a sentence, insinuates that the individual using the word is the same individual who was the target of the 'break-up'.
3. A word used by overly-emotional, self-centered 'drama queens' (mostly women and gay men).
4. Individuals using this word generally will utter the word 'chapter' during their often one-sided conversations.
5. A word created during the 90's which was borne out of individuals unable to cope with relationship failure.
6. Individuals using this word insinuate that the more stable party is responsible for all of the 'closured' individual's problems, as well as the War in Iraq, airbag safety issues, the Democratic National Convention, dustless chalk, nipples on men, PMS, and bad-hair days.
Betsy: So whadda' you think, Donna?
Donna: Well, you gotta' let me read the damn thing!
Betsy: Okay, okay... sorry!
Donna: (Reads out loud)
Dear Betsy,
It has been four long months and I
can no longer be party to this
relationship. Yes, you do have the
finest body I've ever seen, and as
you have repeatedly told me, no one
gives better head. I understand our
college football and baseball teams
can confirm this as well. Honestly,
the fact that you have slept with
everyone in the faculty is not the
problem I'm having. The problem is
your hygiene. Most women clean
themselves off after sex... the
corners of the mouth, the pearl
necklace... and, umm, you know what I
mean. If you at least brushed your
teeth each day, your dentist wouldn't
have to contend with the variety of
pubic hair in your mouth.
I'm sorry, Betsy, but I need a woman
with standards... any kind of
standards. Just not you.
You suck,
Dave
Betsy: Well?? What do you think?
Donna: Well, you do need to brush. That's gross.
Betsy: I NEED CLOSURE!
Donna: No, you need a life, you self-centered drama queen!
Betsy: Oh! Another chapter in my life ends!
Donna: Don't start with me, bitch.
Donna: Well, you gotta' let me read the damn thing!
Betsy: Okay, okay... sorry!
Donna: (Reads out loud)
Dear Betsy,
It has been four long months and I
can no longer be party to this
relationship. Yes, you do have the
finest body I've ever seen, and as
you have repeatedly told me, no one
gives better head. I understand our
college football and baseball teams
can confirm this as well. Honestly,
the fact that you have slept with
everyone in the faculty is not the
problem I'm having. The problem is
your hygiene. Most women clean
themselves off after sex... the
corners of the mouth, the pearl
necklace... and, umm, you know what I
mean. If you at least brushed your
teeth each day, your dentist wouldn't
have to contend with the variety of
pubic hair in your mouth.
I'm sorry, Betsy, but I need a woman
with standards... any kind of
standards. Just not you.
You suck,
Dave
Betsy: Well?? What do you think?
Donna: Well, you do need to brush. That's gross.
Betsy: I NEED CLOSURE!
Donna: No, you need a life, you self-centered drama queen!
Betsy: Oh! Another chapter in my life ends!
Donna: Don't start with me, bitch.
by Glastonbury Dex January 30, 2008
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