Colonial water pump

When you meet someone special that is a half arm amputee. He/she grabs your penis with their good arm and you crank the "nub" pumping it, up and down like a an old fashioned water pump. The stroke is depending on what speed you want them to go

**Works the most efficiently when you are face to face

Bro, she gave me a colonial water pump last night and it was awesome

by Henny2002 October 13, 2015

Colonial Style

When you have sex as they would have in the colonial days.

Seamus: We were having sex colonial style, churning that butter!

by Teh Creature Talk September 8, 2011

colonial forge high school

The school that is known for drugs, unloyal girls, gun violence, where the student fucked the teacher, and white boys that wear pastel colored shirts.

Yo, Colonial Forge High School is the worst high school in Stafford County!

by stressedouthsstudent May 21, 2017

chronically online

someone who doesn't need to use this website for every new word.

person 1: "hey did you hear about that new game that released?"
person 2: "that game was fr mid no cap ratio+L"
person 1: "when was the last time you saw the sun you chronically online fuck?"

by MoistQuasar December 6, 2022

Clinical Handshake

when a man/woman walks into a medical clinic, hospital, or nursing home and uses a comatose patient's hand to masturbate.

The best orgasm can be achieved through a Clinical Handshake.

clinical, hand, shake, clinic

by Blakers-29 May 29, 2012

Colonial Decision

Anything that one does to veer away from something normal. It applies to sibling rivalry or going against peer pressure. It also can mean something that you do that is boldly different.

Cole Sprouse made the colonial decision when he decided to dress like a pilgrim while his bro Dylan kept on the normal teenager path.

by EileenJo January 28, 2013

Chronically Online

Chronically online describes those who spend so much time online that they distort their sense of reality and hinder their ability to communicate effectively on any topics because they lack hands-on experience.

Someone who is chronically online tends to cite “problematic” behavior that in reality doesn’t exist. Or they invoke behavior in nonsensical ways.

Online personality: My dog fell down the stairs, but he’s been checked up on and is okay.

Chronically online person: Take him to a vet!! You don’t deserve a doggo. That is so problematic. ✨canceled✨

by CornelThorn November 1, 2021