Clodhoppers

Over-sized shoes. Shoes too big for walking.

You are going to trip in those clodhoppers.

by $heila$o$neezy August 22, 2019

dusty crophopper

Going from anal to any other hole with feces on your dick

What's a dusty crophopper? .....It's a more expansive ATM.

by ProfBibbo November 28, 2013

clithopper

A promiscuous lesbian.

Kevin was very disappointed: Peggy had turned down his offer of a date.
"You wombat!" exclaimed John, "Everyone knows she's a clithopper."

by Dunky Oggins January 10, 2004

Klodhopper

A person that is uncomfortable with their sexuality.

Brad is such a klodhopper, he feels not right when he is with his girlfriend.

by Dr. Co January 11, 2009

crudhopper

A mild profanity of unknown origin, though clearly related to crud. Also spelled crudhoppers.

"Crudhopper! I forgot my antennaphone!" Marvin exclaimed, dehiscing with anxiety.

by knightshade May 16, 2006

clod hopper

farmercowboyhickrural person
A person who has to walk over plowed fields to get somewhere.

Gee, the way Frank is dressed, lools like a clod hopper from west Kansas!

by Sodbuster November 28, 2004

Pile of Clodhoppers

Insult, to be used when one clodhopper is not quite enough, and user wishes to summon the image of writhing heaps of clodhoppers, not doing anything useful.

"Come on, Selwyn... you pile of clodhoppers."

by Edward Fog April 27, 2004