clitlicker

(n.) any individual who enjoys licking clitori, human or otherwise.

I knew Janet was a clitlicker when she went down on that heifer's twat.

by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

chicsicle

A plumped up mans genitals.
A boner.
An erection.
Chubber

Sally slurped on my chicsicle before I inserted it into her dirtbutton.

by itchy corn April 19, 2003

clitiscule

1. To be smaller or as small as the female organ, the clitoris.
2. Something that is very hard to find and takes what feels like an eternity to be revealed.
3. A person, item or object that is difficult to grasp due to slippery conditions.

1. "Oh my gosh!!! His penis is extremely clitiscule!!"
2. "This map needs a magnifying glass. The print is quite clitiscule."
3. "I can't give a newborn a bath. Do you realize what a grievous clitiscule position that puts me in?? I don't think I want to be held responsible for a wet baby sliding through my hands."
4. "True love is very clitiscule."
5. "This frog is totally clitiscule---He keeps sliding out of my hand."

by Amanda Nicole Romanach December 30, 2006

cuntsicle

A girl who wears a skirt on a extremely cold day

"Maggie has a cuntsicle under that pink skirt"

by superbong25 February 20, 2004

cuntsicle

a popsicle used as a dildo.

"she shoved that cuntsicle way up thurr"

by ermsy June 29, 2006

Clitcicle

- Used in Winter or harsh cold weather to describe a woman wearing overly short skirt. Usually on the streets in a queue outside nightclubs.

Have you seen her over there? By the way she's walking she must have a clitcicle!

by Cyntax Error January 6, 2014

claticle

Fixing the incorrect position of one's testicles, by the means of using trouser pockets, with the intention of nobody realising that what you're doing is inappropriate in a formal situation.

Thought to self: *One of my balls is in the leg of my pants, I should probably claticle*

Boss: "Grab the file over there"

You: *silenence* "Yes of course, there's no reason for me not to walk, it's not like my scrotum is in an uncomfortable position"

by NinjaSorter October 6, 2012