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Cocksander

During the act of sex at a beach or a sandy scene wheredy the boy will dip his penis in the sand and then continue to viciously pentrate her.
Scotty B: Easy bruv how'd last night go?
Bez: Yeah blood tight!
Scotty B: Give me the 411 on that shit
Bez: Took that biatch down to the beach and left her sandy, yo know gave her the old Sahara treatment. Cocksander ain't I
Scotty: Respect Man
Bez: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Scotty B: What was she like after
Bez: The bitch had sand in her pussy about it

(Also use: Saharad, Fiscalled, Sandy, Sandied, Gobid, Kalaharid, Coloradoed, Shipwrecked, Gritted)
by FizzlePizzleDizzle May 22, 2006
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Chicksand

When you're stuck in a relationship that you do not want to be in, and the girl slowly smothers you.
Dude, you're stuck in chicksand.
by penny_arcade May 11, 2011
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Chicklandia

A party where the chick/bro ratio is very high, with around 50 or more girls per guy.
In Chicklandia a guy has a very high chance of getting some action.
This party is awesome. There are so many girls, I'm in Chicklandia!
by jariki August 12, 2010
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Clitsand

Similar to that of dicksand, but when dealing with a vagina. It's when dudes drop everything to be with their girl, who really isn't that cool or interesting in the first place. Much like quicksand, clitsand is what guys get caught in when they're obsessed with their girlfriend/crush/wife or really anyone that's giving them vagina.
Fucking Robbie, man. He fell into the clitsand--that's why he's not coming out tonight.
by LilCoop April 4, 2017
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COCKSANDWICH

The act of placing a cock in between two slices of bread (whole wheat or potato, your choice) with any condiments (usually preferred mayonase or mustard) slathering them gently together to create a sandwich of cock, thus cocksandwich, after creating said cocksandwich, violently shove into the partners mouth while defacating on their chest and reaching a climax.
Dude I totally cocksandwiched sally she cried all the way home... I laughed.
by FLACE February 24, 2010
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Chicksand

The feeling of utter helplessness due to being in a relationship with a woman that is so overbearing and controling that you have no control over your life. Also known as a 'pussy'.
Bryon: Dude. I can't watch the game with you today. Hilda wants me to go pottery shopping with her.

Bill: But it's the playoffs!

Bryon: Sorry dude. We are also going to the Farmer's Market.

Bill: You are stuck in chicksand .. bye bye
by diegodiegodiego May 7, 2011
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chicksan

Dudesan Chicksan is used as a courtesy title in Japanese-speaking areas as a suffix to the given name, surname, or title of the person being addressed, regardless of age or gender: Yamamoto san; sensei-san. You don't speak Japanese, can't pronounce the name, or you just don't know their name so you just add Chick. Or it's just one one of your pals.
Yo "Chicksan" can you get me another beer form the bar I'm hittin' the can.
by Keith Wolff November 12, 2004
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