Clockface

A woman who sleeps with guys "around the clock", (usually referring to married women).

"Oh man she's such a clockface"

by Mrs. teapot (not a clockface) January 4, 2019

Accidental Clickage

Accidentally clicking something on the web (i.e. an ad, porn, etc.)

Person 1: Dude! Why the hell did you click that?! That's sick!
Person 2: It was accidental clickage! I swear!

by Leslie Jene February 12, 2009

clitface

One whos is a stupid ass mofo

Hey bob i think you are a clitface!

by V-Unit April 12, 2004

cockface quarter nelson

When you look at someone you just don’t like. A person with that asshole demeanor you just want to put them in a wrestling move and squeeze every last breath out of them.

Hey Dante, look at that Cockface Quarter Nelson.

What a Cockface Quarter Nelson.

by Bd Leader December 8, 2018

clickbate

Masturbating to a metronome for an even rhythm

My wanking coordination is so rickety that I can't dollop unless I clickbate.

by Vevralavoo November 15, 2019

clitface

1. One who always has a clit on their face.
2. A substitute for one of the more common insults.
3. A compliment to out and proud lesbos.

1-You clitface.
2-Fucking clitface!
3-You're such a clitface.

by CadyElle August 1, 2007

Cockface McSmellass

not just your normal cockface, one who goes above and beyond the call of "duty" to bring new heights and new meaning to the insult of cockface. Examples include pissing AND vomiting on a friends couch when extremely intoxicated, fucking a friend's sister AND girlfriend within the same relative time period, and flunking out of two separate college's after having been awarded and athletic scholarship twice.

Dude 1: So you were pretty wasted last night?
Cockface McSmellass: Yup, pissed and vomited all over myself and Mike's couch.
Dude 1: Truly a Cockface McSmellass.

Yo dude you mind if I bang your sister??
Sorry man Cockface McSmellass over there already beat you to it.

Cockface McSmellass is at it again folks.

by Skidmark McGee March 14, 2007