Cockdick

A derogitory term used when putting a male victim down. This word simple means penispenis, but also means that the person is a dick or a douche bag.

Male Victim: "I plowed your girlfriend bro."
You: "You're a cockdick!"

by SickPhrords July 10, 2010

Clickjacked

When a person gets "clickjacked" it means that they clicked on a suspicious link (usually on facebook). After they click on the link, their account becomes infected with malware. That malware tends to spam the hell out of their friends by posting more malware laden links on their friends' walls.

Paula's wall: Like OMG, you guys! Dell is giving away FREE computers! Click on this link (malware-laden link) to get a FREE computer! It won't last long! CLICK on the link right now!! =)

The same message gets posted on all of her friends' walls.

Paula's wall 2 hours later: Wow, somebody totally hacked my account! I did NOT post all of that crap! I'm changing my password!

Paula's friend: Paula, you are such moron! You didn't get hacked! You got clickjacked! Stop clicking on those damned links!

by Alias1989 March 9, 2012

Chikdick

A penis that only produces girls

Hey man I wonder why Ted only has 7 daughters and no boys. Robert replies "it is because he has a chikdick". Then they both proceed to have a chuckle at the hell that poor Ted will face iin for in the future.

by TedStickle July 28, 2012

clickdickery

The act of intentionally browsing the internet without a purpose or destination; wasting time browsing through websites.

I had two hours before my appointment, so I filled the time with clickdickery.

by Shabba-Doo August 15, 2009

Slickdickery

Deceitful and underhanded behavior that often involves extra-marital relationships, trickedy and cheating

John, an obviously unhappily married man, was engaged in blatant slickdickery when he slipped the young woman at the bar his hotel key and a note asking her to meet him later. He later compounded his bad acts by slapping some trickedy on the situation when he called his wife and told her he would be late due to an unexpected, yet imaginary meeting.

by SDOT The Advocate June 12, 2011

Clickclickclickclickclick

YTTD Jou Tazunas death scene memory that fucking frightens every yttd fan to death

Hallucination Joe:What's up sara
Sara:Not fucking again
Hallucination Joe:Clickclickclickclickclick
Sara:fuck you
Hallucination Joe:you too bye <3

by Mudkip Fan October 15, 2020

clidickorus

When a females bean (clitorus) is heavily medicated with testosterone, juice, bicep water, or tube steak extract. Thus, said bean takes the form of an angry less functional Optimus Prime sized man in the boat.

Dude, I was spitting some game on this broad at the bar and looked down and saw that she had a big ole camel boner sized clidickorus. I still hit it but, her pinky sized clit keeper kept scratching my balls in a funny way. - Pharma

by Tpostmalone July 3, 2022