Clutching Bungle

To be in dire need of a shit

Any chance I can cut in the queue, mate? I'm clutching bungle here!

by Mondo Prime April 22, 2009

Buttock-clenching

1 Noun. The clenching of the Gluteus Maximus.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.

Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.

1 Buttock-clenching helps strengthen the Gluteus Maximus.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.

by JMUK July 17, 2012

Double Clutching

Finger blasting two chicks simultaneously from behind in a public setting, preferably on the dance floor while wearing sunglasses

Nate: Yo did you see Sam out on the dance floor?
Jake: Finger blasting those two hussies?
Nate: Yeah he was double clutching the shit out of them!
Jake: WOW! I gotta get me two hoes to double clutch!

by DilboGaggins420 October 25, 2018

clutched up

When a friend pulls through.

Peter really clutched up when he sent the math notes.

by Joshua_Rothwell March 10, 2017

super clutch

Completely bad ass. Impressive to the millennial generation.

That new Fetty Wap song is so super clutch.

by Cajun022 May 9, 2017

Clutch Cream Run

A phrase used when somebody wants to go buy ice cream; buy's it; and returns to his friends praising him for his clutchness.

Term originated by the Nard Dog.

Steve: Guys!!! Just got back from Baskin Robbins!!

Alex: Awwwww Yea!

Gary: Clutch cream run bro!

by Alex Steel December 19, 2010

Butt Clencher

A suspenseful situation, typically referring to a TV show, movie, or book.

The season finale of The Walking Dead was a major Butt Clencher!

by madambluhhh April 13, 2015