cempticoyf

come eat my pussy till i cum on your face

boy- what do you want to do?
girl- i want you to cempticoyf
boy- omw

by mimii_loe March 26, 2023

clempton park scene

A music scene that emerged out of the Clempton Park area of inner south-western sydney in mid 2007. The scene is known for its aesthetical qualities among other things. DJ's tend to play naked to no audience in order to attain a sense of spiritual enlightenment through long solitary hours dancing naked to hard dance music. It was developed and coined by DJ EQ.

Clempton Park Scene DJ - "hey man I'm gunna be dj'ing in my room tonight, and no you can't come over because its a solitary journey of spiritual enlightenment one can only attain whilst one is confined to ones own presence and the energy of the music that he can whole heartedly focus on and thus connect with"

by storkman January 17, 2008

cleptomediac

Cleptomediac's are people obsessed with hording media, such as downloaded music and movies. They are only happy when they have complete sets of data.

Alternative spellings are Kleptomediac

Bob is such a cleptomediac, ask him for any TV show's you're looking for.

by jupiter909 October 20, 2011

Clemtatious

1. To make a broad statement based entirely on ignorance.
Statement could also be based on rumor, and/or negative or positive popular opinion.

2. To project your opinion of a particular subject as what everyone else's opinion should be.

Example 1. Person 1, "Brah, Circuit City is lametastic" Person 2,
"Do you have anything to base that on?" Person 1, "Well..
no." Person 2 "Dude, you're so clemtatious!"

Example 2. "Hey man, do you like Metallica's new stuff or old stuff
better?" Clemtatious guy says, "Dude, Metallica sucks"
To avoid being clemtatious, he could of said "Dude, I
don't like Metallica"

by BC3Racing January 23, 2008

cleptopenia

The unconscious theft of Pens. Also known as Cleptopenamania.

The person who steals pens from the grocery store, bank, or post office must have cleptopenia (Klep-toe-pen-ee-uh)

by barneschm March 27, 2009

Cleptolicism

The practice of stealing insignificant shit, such as lip balms, sunglasses, and small items.

once someone starts, it can be hard to stop.

words also used for this are Cleptomaniac, cleptolocize, or simply clepto

John: "Man, I think I'm gonna go clepto on this chap stick"

Jim: "yeah dude, cleptolicize that. I wouldn't pay $6 for that!"

random bystander: "oh, you guys practice cleptolicism too!"

John: "Yeah! its way cooler than Scientology!!!"

by They call me Captain Awesome January 8, 2009

clepto

someone who enjoys stealing and will jack anything they can get their hands on.

cassie mclankyfuck is the biggest clepto ever, she even jacked this one bitches virginity

by emily ernst August 24, 2006