keeley and clem

the people who make all hangouts and events better

“we are going out without you” - someone
“thats a shame, keeley and clem would make it better” - everyone else ever

by keelem282847293 April 9, 2022

clem

North East England colloquial term used to replace the unit of imperial measure of a Stone in weight.

That big girl over there must weight at least 30 clem.

by billgatese30 May 18, 2011

Clem

A scatty, ratty, clatty description of an individual or object.

Your such a clem mate!
How clemmy is that?!
Clem off!
Clemmed all over it!

by Stacemate304 June 18, 2020

Clem

Someone who isn't very good at powerboating, but passed their dinghy instructor's.

"Oh god, there's a Clem at the helm"

by Ablutions Limitied July 18, 2019

Todd Clem

Todd Clem is the given name of Bubba The Love Sponge. He is from Warsaw, IN and based in Tampa Bay, FL. Clem had his name legally changed to BubbaThe Love Sponge early in his career. Since doing so his name and brand of male-skewing “shock radio” has risen to multiple syndicated terrestrial stations as well as stints on Serius working with Howard Stern. Bubba can currently be heard on the AM side of the dial in his home city of Tampa Bay. He can also be heard on his own internet network Bubba Army Radio and seen on Twitch.tv at TheBubbaArmy.

Todd Clem is like licorice...not everyone likes licorice, but those that do , really like licorice!

by Dean Gallberry March 25, 2019

clem

hella lit boyfriend.
adorable. sometimes jelly, but that's adorable.
never fails to make me smile even when I'm sad.
super supportive.
has a nice hairdo.
I'd wish for more clems on earth but I want clem to be only mine.
I love you clem.
please never change.

Lena: So I'm writing this shitty definition even though I know it will get lotta hate.
Also Lena: Oh right, Clem's worth it.

by Clemily May 18, 2018

Clem

1)A term for an employee or co-worker who is slower than most and often makes many mistakes even after considerable time on the job. The term Clem can be said to there face because they are often unaware what it means.

2)A term for a friend, roommate, hallmate, or general acquaintance that makes dumb decisions when sober and even dumber decisions when drunk and continues to make such dumb decisions because they black-out and forget what they have done the previous night.

"Wow Rickey is such a Clem he went up to Emily's room last night and tried to open her door by rubbing his dick on her door knob."

by B-Rad010 October 27, 2012