Clegnut

Marble sized pieces of feces commonly found adhering to the arse pubes
of certain old men. Very rarely found on women...

Oh man, did you see you the clegnuts on that guy who just mooned us!
Dude! weak! There's a clegnut in my coco!

by Mongolian Trojan Trogdor Motherfucker August 15, 2003

Clegnut

A lump of poo that has dried to an anal pube as a result of incorrect wiping of the area after having a turd. Often discovered when washing in the shower and causes pain on removal

''Dude, I found a clegnut the other day, it hurt like hell!''

by Byroncel May 3, 2009

Clegane

To kill awesomely and without remorse. To brutally slash down and inflict carnage with an edged weapon.

Oh man that dude just got cleganed in the face.

by The Magic Cap November 16, 2014

clegnuts

when pubic hairs get mattered up with poo they look like poonuts.

tara hadnt wiped her bum properly, so she had recieved clegnuts.

by tara whitchar. August 6, 2008

cleggas

Amazing

Here at wis cleggas

by JJJJJ__ March 14, 2020

clegnut

excreted feses stuck to anus pubes.
or
poo stuck to ass hairs.

basically its a lump of turd stuck to your ass pubes.

Alex has lots of clegnut.

by StevenOfDonny May 4, 2008

Clegnut

unwiped excrement hanging from anal pubic hair

see above

by Pinky August 14, 2003