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You got caught cheating and your buddies show up to lift your spirits. Similar to a man on death row, you decide what you want to eat and drink and your friends provide.
Typical Cheater's Funeral Convo:
Buddy: Hey man, we heard you got caught and things went down really bad between you and the old lady. Tell us what food and booze to pick up and we'll be right out.
Cheater: Yeah man I need a good meal. Make it steak, bourbon and beer.
Buddy: No problem.
Buddy: Hey man, we heard you got caught and things went down really bad between you and the old lady. Tell us what food and booze to pick up and we'll be right out.
Cheater: Yeah man I need a good meal. Make it steak, bourbon and beer.
Buddy: No problem.
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1.) Scum. Trash. Whore.
2.) Someone who resembles or is in the process of resembling a dirty diaper.
3.) A person that is not a fan or gets along with Carrie Underwood.
4.) That guy named Steve who always peaks at your Uno cards.
1.) Scum. Trash. Whore.
2.) Someone who resembles or is in the process of resembling a dirty diaper.
3.) A person that is not a fan or gets along with Carrie Underwood.
4.) That guy named Steve who always peaks at your Uno cards.
The relationship between a cheater and their cheaty is best described through a poem.
Ahem.
The Only Color that Mattered (as read in a British accent)
I didn’t know what colors were
Until that moment I met you.
Taking my hand you showed me
How the green trees could swim
Through the blue waters of the sky.
How the orange light can shimmer off
The bronze puddles in the backyard.
How the night’s black air could turn
Into a grey dawn of blissful serenity.
But then you decided cheat on me.
So now the only color I can see
Is the brown shit I left on the hood of your car.
Ahem.
The Only Color that Mattered (as read in a British accent)
I didn’t know what colors were
Until that moment I met you.
Taking my hand you showed me
How the green trees could swim
Through the blue waters of the sky.
How the orange light can shimmer off
The bronze puddles in the backyard.
How the night’s black air could turn
Into a grey dawn of blissful serenity.
But then you decided cheat on me.
So now the only color I can see
Is the brown shit I left on the hood of your car.
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Girls or guys if you are reading this because your love is cheating. Dumb their ass because you are a badass that is beautiful and deserves better.
Girls or guys if you are reading this because your love is cheating. Dumb their ass because you are a badass that is beautiful and deserves better.
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