Mr. Clean

The only entity alive to make cleaning look sexy

Mr. clean is Mr. leeeen

by new guy 101 April 20, 2020

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Clean Bandit

An outlaw who has just stepped out of the bath.
To get a clean bandit you must soap down your desperado, then scrub and rinse.

Clean Bandit:

She tells him "your bath ain't gonna be nothing like my bath (straight)
You're gonna wash and have a good bath
I'm gonna scrub what I've got to scrub" (stay up there, stay up there)

I never meant to leave you dirty
I never meant to do the dirt thing
Not to you (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
'Cause every time I see you soaping
I wish I wasn't one of your exes
Get in the pool (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)

And now your wash is on repeat
And I'm scrubbing on to your heartbeat
And when you're clean, I feel incomplete
So if you want the truth
I just wanna be part of your symphony

by Fishyrich November 25, 2019

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vibe cleanse

a process where you rid yourself from all bad vibes caught after an encounter

riri: Did you enjoy that convo with that dude?
lily: No, i needed a big, fat, vibe cleanse.

by hunnydew May 7, 2020

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cleaning up eggs

Eating out a girl on her period

“Michael’s the best egg cleaner I know”

“Ever since last year he’s been cleaning up eggs and I have never met someone whose cleans up eggs as well as he does.”

by PsychedElicPidgeon September 23, 2020

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clean sweep

when you shit so clean you dont even have to wipe

"bro im in such a hurry but I HAVE to shit. Lets hope its a clean sweep!"

"bro I just took the smoothest shit ever. As soon as it came out I knew it was a clean sweep"

by la nobleza March 27, 2019

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