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CrossFucked

That moment when you realize you should have scaled a CrossFit WOD because it's days later and you still can't walk down a flight of stairs or participate fully in activities of daily living.
I can't go to the bathroom without using the towel rack to pull myself up. I CrossFucked myself.
by xfitnutty September 1, 2012
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classjacking

When a class discussion is hijacked by a rambling, tangential and eventually irrelevant but wholly derailing observation, grievance or out-and-out rant by one of the class participants.
We were in our final session on behavioral economics and this woman started classjacking the discussion into the moral underpinnings and motivations of the study of economics, behavioral or otherwise.
by panopticonopolis November 10, 2009
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Crossfuck

When you are having sex with three or more people and your penis goes into an unexpected vagina or butthole.
While doing sarah I accidentally crossfucked Julie.
by Long Boehner September 10, 2010
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clustfuckery

1- Actions or behavior typically associated with or performed in a clusterfuck.

2- The product of a clusterfuck.
You are acting like a chicken with your head cut off. Quit your clustfuckery!

Did you see their science project? Complete clustfuckery. They're going to fail for sure.
by raggedy rag bag November 20, 2009
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Classick

A beaner with the worst opinions on everything possible. Also see "stupid spic"
Boy, you here about that guy who likes Carlos Mencina AND thinks Rey shouldn't be champ? What a Classick.
by Ichiban May 16, 2006
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crossfucked

Crossfaded, but in an exclusively negative way, with extreme nausea and total lack of pleasure or enjoyment.
One bowl and a couple beers and I was having a good time, but after six shots of Jack Daniel's I was crossfucked and vomited all over myself.
by Ian Rice II October 20, 2008
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clamshucking

the act of orally pleasing a woman while she sits on the toilet, usually while she is in the act of pooping.
I gave my girlfriend the ill clamshucking while she took a dump.
by clamshucker23 May 1, 2011
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