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clapies

A mixture of clamidia and herpes. You should clap after saying this.
Person 1: LOLOLOL you have clapies! *clap clap*
Person 2: Ok......
by Laura03232 December 24, 2007
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clapses

A group of women with questionable sexual health. Pertaining to the term 'clap' which is a common slang term for Chlamydia. It is thought to have been first used to describe groups of female students at Warwick University who were sexually promiscuous.
See those clapses over there stay clear of them unless you wanna trip to the clinic.
by The chemistry department August 5, 2019
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classiesunraes

Classiesunraes is the most sweet person in the whole world, classiesunraes is so gorgeous and would give anything to all her supporters. She deserves the world, she’s so famous and I am her biggest fan, she’s my idol!! I will keep loving her till the day I die. We all want her to notice us!
Classiesunraes is perfect
by Classiesunraes my idol March 30, 2022
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Looksies Crapsies

You've seen Looksies Crapsies everywhere. They're dully sitting on the shelves in your dining room and bursting out the seems at your grandma's house. Sometimes they're hung up and displayed on the wall with hollow phrases like 'Family' and 'Live, Laugh, Love' *insert audible gag

These are all the knick knacks you've acquired throughout your mundane life and are now (proudly?) displaying around your house in an effort to appear refined and cultured. But it's really just a bunch of stuff that is taking up space. Looksies Crapsies serve no utility purpose, they are simply Things To Look At (Looksies) that are essentially just Crap (Crapsies).
"The things you own, end up owning you. Martha Stewart is polishing brass Looksies Crapsies on the Titanic, it's all going down man" - Tyler Durden (Fight Club)

"I bought a miniature Eiffel Tower replica as a souvenir from a guy (one of thousands, isn't that A-MA-ZING?!?) who was selling them on the street in Paris. Can't wait to put it on our coffee table to show how well traveled and cultured we are!" - Karen
by Robthegreat March 26, 2021
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Classie

Combination of classroom and friend. Applies to someone who is only friends with you when you are in their class. In the halls, they don't know you.
"Why won't Catherine talk to me? I always talk to her in gym."
"Oh, her? Same thing happend to me with Matt. She's just a classie."
by Alex QB February 4, 2006
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Clapster

A person with a suspeced STD or who visits the doctors a lot.
The "Clapster" is off work again
by pishuptours R us February 9, 2009
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CLASSIEST THING EVER

The act of getting hammered then proceeding to pussy pop on a headstand in a bathtub with a sombrero on your head, Hannah Montana stickers on your nipples, topless.
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Lucas Andahl is the CLASSIEST THING EVER
by DFEET October 13, 2011
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