sandwich clamps

A set of clamping mechanisms made of flesh and bone.

What tool do I use to remove this component? Use your "Sandwich Clamps" and pull it out.

by anonymous0666 January 11, 2008

sandwich clamps

Your hands, used to hold a burger.

Get your sandwich clamps off that!

by Johnny Buff September 2, 2007

Butt Clamps

A wonderous device to help you survive in prison against horny inmates.

Tony used his Butt Clamps right before he got in the shower and saved himself from the painful agony of the other inmates.

by Dr. Shavargo December 9, 2008

clover clamps

metal spring loaded clamps used in BDSM; originally used by Japanese silk workers; they have the property that the more tightly they're pulled, the more tightly they grip. Useful on nipples and labia for attaching cords or chains or even weights.

Damn! The leash came off her nipples when I pulled; shoulda used the clover clamps...

by Maitre D. April 15, 2004

Purple Nipple Clamps

Clamps, preferably purple, that attach to female, male, or feline nipples. Preferably purple, these delightful toys can cause aforementioned nipples to turn a similar shade of purple in color.

BC got disgruntled when she couldn't remove her purple nipple clamps in time for dinner.

by Ishlet August 25, 2008

On clamps

when you lock down another athlete in a particular sport.

Man, that receiver thought he was nice but I put him on clamps. he didn't catch anything..

by pastaknottyz March 10, 2020

Scrotal clamps

Two cup-shaped linked objects that squeeze testicles together.

Scrotal clamps are often ornamental items for the mantlepiece or the deep freezer, where these inconspicious items - often silver - hauntingly nest.

Gentlemen that prefer S&M discreetly can wear them during tight business meetings to further enhance humiliation.

Or as punishment for a torn förhudsros or lost precious kandelbär.

"Darling will you get me an egg cup - no not my scrotal clamps - just an egg cup please?"

"He squirmed as he realised the scrotal clamps were fresh from the freezer".

"Like acupuncture, his tight scrotal clamps helped him overcome being fired."
"Worn out förhudsros and heavy kandelbär - he realised he might as well enjoy some scrotal clamps at brunch."

by Snurrgurkan May 18, 2009