While my friend Lana and I were taking some photos for our church Youth Group newsletter, she straddled my head and clambaked me. What will Jesus think?
by Capt Scotty December 14, 2008

well the real meaning is one who bakes clams on a beach, but as I was searching for another word for Fag, this word came up under my search box, so therefore, rather than saying "Hey take your fucking hands off me you fag" you can simply say "hey take your fucking hands off me clambaker"
So therefore, Clambaker means one who is homosexual or just a fucking loser/turd/jackass/cunt/cock and so on.
So therefore, Clambaker means one who is homosexual or just a fucking loser/turd/jackass/cunt/cock and so on.
"Wow Ivin O'brien from the Watertown High School, in Watertown, MA, 02472 is such a fucking clambaker.
by Mourn April 17, 2005

by The Rising Pylon December 27, 2007

A group of women with shaved beavers sunbathing in the buff. The aim is to leave no tan lines. Very common on European nude beaches.
by wolfbait51 February 18, 2011

Whilst snapping some pics for our church Youth Group newsletter Lana suddenly straddled my head and clambaked me. What would Jese think?
by Capt Scotty December 14, 2008

Any gathering of friends that includes, but is not comprised solely of, excessive amounts of marijuana smoking.
by Sketchy Al October 30, 2009

by DanGr April 14, 2010
