clamoflage

the coarse wire wool resemebling protective patch of a madams pussvoi (pronounced puss - wah)

good god johnson I couldn't see shit last night, your wifes souther hemisphere was more clamoflaged than Nam!

by felicio June 5, 2007

Glamaflage

1.Combo of glam rock and hardcore punk.
2. So thickly covered in sequins that the light reflections make viewers avert their eyes; hiding behind one's fabulousness.

Those mom rockers--they're so glittery that I can barely see them. Is it a mirage? No, it's Glamaflage!

by PlacentaMom February 25, 2006

camoflage

Basically what rednecks say because they're incapable of saying camouflage. They pronounce it Cahh-mool-flayyge

Joe Bob: Hey Daryl git' me one uh them there jackets.

Daryl: Which one pa?!

Joe Bob: That there camoflage one boy! Get er' done!

by Bippin McPimpin May 19, 2016

clamouflage

camouflage most commonly worm by clams in order to hide from prey and predator.

O my gosh I didn't even effing see that clam attack coming because of all the clamouflage it was wearing.

by Sr. Webster III December 23, 2009

Camuflagelover

A thug that knows how to sexually satisfy in every way.

I had a date with a camuflagelover last night and i had 4 orgasams.

by Camuflage Assasian November 26, 2009

Camoflage

The best COLOR in the world. Blends in with anything.

“What color shirt are you wearing today?” she asked.
“Camoflage”

by Aggaga March 14, 2019

Orange camoflage

A uniform for a war on the sun.

That guy was wearing his orange and yellow BDU's, he was ready for war on the sun and y2k, even though neither one ever happened. What is he going to do with his orange camoflage now?

by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021