A form of masturbation that involves tears, laughter, and self-pity.
A form of self manipulation in which the person is so sad that he uses his own tears as lubrication but while in the act realizes how sad yet funny his predicament is and he begins to laugh at himself.
A form of self manipulation in which the person is so sad that he uses his own tears as lubrication but while in the act realizes how sad yet funny his predicament is and he begins to laugh at himself.
Billy had a girl he liked stolen from him and the only way he could relive his feelings was to crylaughterbate.
by CJ_de_wiz September 1, 2007
Get the crylaughterbate mug.Cayla is the type of girl everyone is or wants to be friends with. She can light up the room with just her smile. When you get to know her she is the most trustworthy and loyal friend you could ask for. She may have some flaws, but doesn't everyone? She is intelligent, beautiful and knows what she wants. If you ever needed someone to talk to, it would be this girl, so if you happen to find a Cayla, become friends with her.
"Do you see that girl, Cayla? She is so pretty"
"I heard she is a great person to talk to and really funny"
"I heard she is a great person to talk to and really funny"
by oblivious.brunette16 October 22, 2015
Get the Cayla mug.A natural born leader. You will never forget this girl. With a beautiful smile and loving heart it's no wonder she's easy to fall in love with.
She has a sense of humor that will make you laugh so hard you're rolling on the ground
Secretly very romantic & quite the charmer
Somehow she is always one step ahead
Wonderful listener
Extremely stubborn and hot headed
A fun and wild personality so you never know what's she's going to do or say next
She has a sense of humor that will make you laugh so hard you're rolling on the ground
Secretly very romantic & quite the charmer
Somehow she is always one step ahead
Wonderful listener
Extremely stubborn and hot headed
A fun and wild personality so you never know what's she's going to do or say next
That Cayla is so fun!
Cayla is such a great person always looking out for me!
"How does she always know?!"
"I don't know but that's Cayla for you"
Cayla is such a great person always looking out for me!
"How does she always know?!"
"I don't know but that's Cayla for you"
by Princess fabulous October 25, 2013
Get the Cayla mug.Cayla is the best person ever! She is an amazing friend and wonderful person. If you have a Cayla NEVER let her go. She is someone who always wants to help, no matter the situation. She is a great person to talk to (trust me I know from experience) Cayla is beautiful, talented, outgoing, an amazing person, and a great friend. If you are an Emma then you will get along great with Cayla, I know because I am an Emma and Cayla is my best friend that is like a sister. No matter what happens Cayla is someone you will remember. Cayla may be emotional but that is a good side so you will always know what's going on with her. She is not afraid to ask for help if she needs it.
Over all Cayla is the best person in the world!
Over all Cayla is the best person in the world!
Girl: Man I wish that Cayla girl was my friend everyone loves her and I've heard she is just an amazing person to be friends with!
Guy: FRIEND, I wish I could marry her right now, who ever gets her must be blessed by god a thousand times!
Guy: FRIEND, I wish I could marry her right now, who ever gets her must be blessed by god a thousand times!
by Taurus girl (Emma) June 27, 2017
Get the Cayla mug.A male who is pretty funny and can be mischievous at times but will always have your back no matter what.
Likes redheads whose names starts with a P.
Likes redheads whose names starts with a P.
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by danielspeaksoftruth October 17, 2020
Get the Cylas mug.A classy gal who's extremely sexy, charming, and intelligent. Usually very athletic, short, and loyal. Despite her forgiving nature and big heart...you NEVER EVER want to get on her bad side! She has no problem taking you down.
If you ever need a person to talk to that you know will keep your secret, talk to her. But be wary when asking her opinion, she will tell you exsactly like it is- so be prepared to listen whether you like it or not.
Cayla's are spontaneous and love freedom. And seldom appear sad. They tend to put others first and rarely express much emotion; besides the constant appearance of being filled with joy. (In which they really are just bubbly, happy, gorgeous people inside and out)
If you ever need a person to talk to that you know will keep your secret, talk to her. But be wary when asking her opinion, she will tell you exsactly like it is- so be prepared to listen whether you like it or not.
Cayla's are spontaneous and love freedom. And seldom appear sad. They tend to put others first and rarely express much emotion; besides the constant appearance of being filled with joy. (In which they really are just bubbly, happy, gorgeous people inside and out)
"Damn look how hot that girl is!"
"Oh wow now that's a Cayla!"
"Everyone wishes they could be a Cayla"
"Oh wow now that's a Cayla!"
"Everyone wishes they could be a Cayla"
by Zackmackattck October 25, 2013
Get the Cayla mug.Title for the one person who cries and whines about a particular situation (dramatic or otherwise) in which multiple individuals are affected while all other individuals involved manage to deal with the situation.
Conversely, the title for the last person to continue to cry or whine about a situation when everyone else has moved on.
Conversely, the title for the last person to continue to cry or whine about a situation when everyone else has moved on.
Joe to Nancy: "All of us have been stuck on this bus waiting for it to be fixed. Stop being The Crylander and deal with it."
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Bill to Sadie: "Sorry our dog died 6 months ago but there's no reason to be The Crylander about it. Move on."
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Bill to Sadie: "Sorry our dog died 6 months ago but there's no reason to be The Crylander about it. Move on."
by citythatbreeds July 20, 2010
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