Cumpiglet

A cute, cumload thirsty girl with a phatass, meaty thighs, thoroughbred legs, and a sexy elfish face.

Yeah bro, I hella want to impregnate that blonde cumpiglet that rides around on her fixie.

by Ranchgirls November 19, 2020

Chumpion

Someone who is considered to be the champion of chumps; this person is typically a fool who may or may not have bricks for paws and constantly offers various forms of verbal slander without providing sufficient evidence with which to corroborate their claims.

Gavin's claim that his Fantasy Football record is NOT erroneous, despite overwhelming statistical analyses, further serves to validate Tim's claim that Gavin is, in fact, a Chumpion.

by Gavin Ryan January 5, 2008

Cumping

The process of grabbing a man's cum mid-air. Can only be done after a cumshot.

"What the fuck dude quit cumping me and let me jizz in your mouth!"

by Flimpy Montgomery September 12, 2018

Cumpiss

The word Cumpiss is a combination of the words, "cum" and "piss". As the name suggests, it refers to the process of urinating after ejaculation. Peeing after ejaculating often causes your urine to become more viscous - almost of sticky and thick consistency and may be a bit harder to control at times.

It wasn't just an ordinary piss, it was a cumpiss
"Hey bro where, were you"
"oh sorry bro just taking a cumpiss

by ramadama_dingdong September 1, 2017

cumpig

A homosexual who craves the feeding of semen into the orifice of the mouth or the rectum.

Mateo, drops to his knees when the two men entered the room, the first cock slid down his throat to deposit a thick load, the other slid up his loose manpussy and rocked him to orgasm as his pussy was filled with thick frothy load.

by Mateo Ybanez September 4, 2003

Clumpin

present participle of clump (Verb)

The act of having sex with a person or persons that is your client on one or more occasions. AKA Client Humping

"Dude, did you hear Justin got fired from the gym for clumpin?"

by Fleece Tyberious Pune Hound February 8, 2013

Volume Chumping

The act performed by a caucasian who is driving while loudly listening to a tight hip-hop jam, but suddenly approaches a stop sign or red light. If the driver notices a black person within close proximity, he/she will attempt to subtly turn down the volume. This volume adjustment is done to avoid the uncomfortable feeling of the black person noticing that the driver is just another cracker trying to be down, but failing miserably.

Once James pulled up to an intersection and saw the potential for his cover to be blown, he started volume chumping to minimize his exposure.

by Snocap November 16, 2006